War
Emmy the Great
First Love
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War - Emmy the Great

she really is great. 


plan 1

This is lame, I know I know, typical new year blog starters and all. But I already have this baby - might as well put it to good use wouldn’t you say? 

So as of right now monday January 10th at approximately 3:01 am I am going NOWHERE. and that is all i’m going to say. O_O good riddance. moving on.

I have been at work on countless websites looking up countless ways that I can LOSE WEIGHT. Yes, lose weight. I don’t remember the last time I weighed myself but it’s not about the weight. Repeat after me, B-O-D-Y I-M-A-G-E. I’ve always been naturally in shape. I was a cheerleader blah, blah, blah. That was like 5 years ago. Things change, metabolism changes, et voila. Introducing Chubby Bunny Reyes. So what am I going to do about it? I’ve been beating around the bush. A workout here and there. Healthy meals for two days. I’m a quitter! I could probably do it if I wanted, the real challenge is: I love food. I love to eat. I love looking up recipes. I love cooking. I love baking. I love thinking about food. I love anything and everything food.

So here it is! My own leetle tumble I can fill with frustrations, hunger, pics of fooooood. Anything I want, really.

PLAN 1: (i’m an excellent planner)

seeing as I have nothing to do tomorrow. I have made myself a schedule. I WILL BE AWAKE BY 8:45 AM. I WILL DO MORNING STRETCHES. I WILL TAKE A SHOWER. I WILL NOT GO BACK TO BED.
next up, grocery shopping.

Breakfast:   Oatmeal Squares, Skim Milk, A glass of OJ            375 Cal. (give or take)

Lunch:       1 apple, 1 orange    150 Cal.

Dinner:      grilled chicken, 1 cup broccoli, 1 cup carrots      160 Cal.

Snacks:      yogurt, almonds    40/70 Cal. 

So according to this diet plan I will be consuming about 800 calories a day. (give or take) All of this of course will go along with running at least 2 miles per day and daily AB workouts. Cuz who doesn’t want ripped ABS am I right?

SO IT APPEARS THIS MIGHT JUST WORK.

Is this healthy? I DUNNO. It seems like it to me. Any suggestions? 


Back.

Back to tumblr bitchez


-_-

disregard the weird pictures.

nick and maxine got ahold of my tumblr.


WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

WEEEEEEEEE!!!!


eep!

eep!


id tap datttt!!

id tap datttt!!


this is the way my friends take picssss

this is the way my friends take picssss



NOM NOM NOM. FUCK YO BOAT, NIGGA.

NOM NOM NOM. FUCK YO BOAT, NIGGA.


spitting image of myselfff

spitting image of myselfff